laughingsquid:

A Guitar Percussion Cover of MC Hammer’s ‘U Can’t Touch This’

rapewhistled:

on a mission for the Lord

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

collegehumor:

Choosing the Right Pair of Sunglasses for Your Level of Cool [Click for more]

Stoner or Pilot: Aviators

Getting high and operating an aircraft are two very different things, but both require gigantic lenses to prevent anyone from seeing just how awesome or terrifying you think everything is.