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todieliketherest:

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

the entirety of this post is fucking golden.

todieliketherest:

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

the entirety of this post is fucking golden.

romanoitalia:

arminsbooty:

artlert:

WHAT IF MONEY CAME OUT OF OUR VAGINAS WHEN WE WERE ON OUR PERIODS

I’D BE BLOODY RICH

WAS THAT A PUN?

That’s a play on words

southparkdigital:

"Oh… That… IS NICE…"
[watch Randy get some medical marijuana in "Medicinal Fried Chicken"]

southparkdigital:

"Oh… That… IS NICE…"

[watch Randy get some medical marijuana in "Medicinal Fried Chicken"]

perchu:

furbymaster:

postalpummeler:

im  going to shower :D…

how many notes can we get this before she’s

what the fuck furby. what the fuck. what if she slipped and died in the shower? what if a spider crawled up through the drain and fucking ATE her. you think its all a game for notes, huh?  how many notes can we get this shes??? well what if shes fucking dead. shes never coming back, furby. and its all your fucking fault

adamsbabble:

parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha please help us

suarezalex:

okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

smerka-berl:

iwishihadafather:

im judging


Judging hard.

smerka-berl:

iwishihadafather:

im judging

Judging hard.

theperksofbeinganerd16:

geekishchic:

nuuku:

turtle-ambulance:

fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them

and it means “(you’re) embarrassing” in finnish so it’s double joke on them

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The more you nolo

umbreonly:

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